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From A Mother With Love
Dear Child,
I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home.
Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved.
I won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure if it works too well though.
Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.
The weather isn't too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The first time it rained for three days and the second time for four days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral home.
They said if we don't make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out.
Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. If the baby is a girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she's going to call it Mom.
Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.
There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.
PS, I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.
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dorra
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este si varianta romaneasca,dar ii mishto
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  daca o ai, pune-o aici scumpa dorra..eu mai caut si altele.. dar cred ca o sa fie tot in engleza...
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dorra
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sorry dar am vazuto intro revista si nu mai am revista
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pe tine nu te supara daca sunt in engleza, da??
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dorra
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nu deloc,numai ziceam ca sunt si in romana....de mine poti sa le pui pe toate in engleza
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stii chestia aceea ,,femeia vazuta de un chimist''???
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A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man's leg. Bending down, the blind man stretched out his hand and patted the dog's head.
Having watched what happened, a passerby said, "Say, why are you patting him? That dog just peed on your leg!"
"I know," said the blind man, "but I gotta find his head before I can kick his butt."
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dorra
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cafinutza a scris:
stii chestia aceea ,,femeia vazuta de un chimist''??? |
nu,ce este???
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e un textulet funny pe care il am eu, dar acum imi e un pic cam lene sa il scriu...
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dorra
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 inca il mai caut pe net..dar nu il gasesc...
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dorra
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poate o sal gasesti cu timpu
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pe net chiar e de negasit...il pun zilele astea aici.sper sa il cititi si sa va placa..
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